I Are Ninja-Viking.

Indeed. Indeed for you. Indeed for the masses.

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The Walkenpaddle.

Only known Predator of Chuck Norris.
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Slam Dunking Cowboys.
A close third place to Ninjas and Vikings.
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“ I never wrote for kids, I wrote for me. ”

Stan Lee, When asked about writing powerful stuff for children.

Heres Eddie Shredding the Sky to Death.

“ Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick! ”

Garth Algar, Waynes World (1992)

Holy Sweet Zeus Yes. One thousand times Yes.
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Lyric Gold.

The World Shall Know this Videos Greatness.

Bruce Lee, although factless. Does in fact, Pwn Chuck Norris.
As demonstrated.

“ There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ”

The Facts.

Bwaha! Pizza and Nunchucks winz.

“ Weak and strong, short and long, are mixed together in their use. ”

Sun Tzu’s, The Art of War

This was the epic showdown that took place just years ago.
Truly the most epic clash of our time.

Also i should note that my name totally appears in the Credits.